Janwodkik is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving lobster.

Janwodkik created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Janwodkik, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Janwodkik, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Janwodkik's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Janwodkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Erect six titanium sculptures of Janwodkik on top of important buildings.