Vagnuttgun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical hedgehog.

Vagnuttgun created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagnuttgun, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vagnuttgun, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vagnuttgun's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Vagnuttgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.