Rattimmat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, compassionate jackal.

Rattimmat created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rattimmat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rattimmat, it will turn you into a mole.

Rattimmat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rattimmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. Do not chop down trees.