Ponbiffly is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured tortoise.

Ponbiffly created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponbiffly, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ponbiffly, he will cry a lot.

Ponbiffly's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Ponbiffly's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not hurt rats.
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