Dob is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, kind gnu.

Dob created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dob, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dob, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dob's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dob's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not take Dob's name in vain.

5. Never play with disobedient children.