Cedcansand is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional unicorn.

Cedcansand created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedcansand, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cedcansand, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cedcansand's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cedcansand's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Always obey Cedcansand's priests.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not hurt grasshopers.

5. Fast once a month.