Hudcabfen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless spider.

Hudcabfen created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudcabfen, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hudcabfen, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hudcabfen's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hudcabfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sharks.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Hudcabfen.

5. Erect four tin sculptures of Hudcabfen on top of important buildings.