Mabhun is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, annoying hydra.

Mabhun created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabhun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mabhun, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mabhun's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Mabhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Mabhun on top of all buildings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.