Cibtinsog is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet pigeon.

Cibtinsog created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibtinsog, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibtinsog, she will turn you into a plant.

Cibtinsog's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cibtinsog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six moths approach from the east.

2. Always treat snails with great respect.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Respect your elders.