Kikmipnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy horse.

Kikmipnurt created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikmipnurt, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kikmipnurt, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kikmipnurt's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Kikmipnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven sharks approach from the east.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never think ill of sick shrews.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.