Sincunnib is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful fish.

Sincunnib created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sincunnib, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sincunnib, he will turn you into a frog.

Sincunnib's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sincunnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Run away if four frogs approach from the west.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sincunnib.

5. Always wear fawn.