Mithudnak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental toad.

Mithudnak created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mithudnak, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mithudnak, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Mithudnak's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Mithudnak's Holy Commandments

1. Put Mithudnak first in all things.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.