Tabfidquag Flypangwap Nartflambid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil mole.

Tabfidquag Flypangwap Nartflambid created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabfidquag Flypangwap Nartflambid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tabfidquag Flypangwap Nartflambid, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tabfidquag Flypangwap Nartflambid's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tabfidquag Flypangwap Nartflambid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always obey Tabfidquag Flypangwap Nartflambid's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.