Gemnarjabfon is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, witless sheep.

Gemnarjabfon created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemnarjabfon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gemnarjabfon, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gemnarjabfon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gemnarjabfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. You must pray to Gemnarjabfon six times a day.