Stersawrig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical hamster.

Stersawrig created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stersawrig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stersawrig, he will turn you into a snail.

Stersawrig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Stersawrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.