Mindogjin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unjust bear.

Mindogjin created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Mindogjin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mindogjin, it will turn you into a plant.

Mindogjin's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Mindogjin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Mindogjin on top of all buildings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never mention moths.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.