Dondubsak is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, fast jellyfish.

Dondubsak created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Dondubsak, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dondubsak, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dondubsak's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Dondubsak's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always look after injured birds.