Konruttflap is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, able seal.

Konruttflap created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konruttflap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Konruttflap, he will curse you with boils.

Konruttflap's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Konruttflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never mention pigs.

3. Never wear white scarves.

4. Do not hurt frogs.

5. Always pray immersed in water.