Larpfarflap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful butterfly.

Larpfarflap created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Larpfarflap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Larpfarflap, she will think nothing of it.

Larpfarflap's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Larpfarflap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look after injured great tits.

3. Hide from green snails for they are unholy.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Larpfarflap loves frogs, so they must be respected.