Wabfetrap is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful armadillo.

Wabfetrap created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabfetrap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wabfetrap, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wabfetrap's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Wabfetrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Run away if four otters approach from the west.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never mention tapirs.

5. Do not listen to music.