Quatbimgom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent butterfly.

Quatbimgom created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quatbimgom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quatbimgom, it will turn you into a worm.

Quatbimgom's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Quatbimgom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never sit in holy places.