Quatbimgom is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent
butterfly.
Quatbimgom created Mount Everest nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Quatbimgom, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Quatbimgom, it will turn you into a worm.
Quatbimgom's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Quatbimgom's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Never sit in holy places.