Sasgonlim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless slug.

Sasgonlim created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasgonlim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sasgonlim, it will turn you into a frog.

Sasgonlim's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sasgonlim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.