Straglenduthudsinlarpyarljon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, selfish camel.

Straglenduthudsinlarpyarljon created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Straglenduthudsinlarpyarljon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Straglenduthudsinlarpyarljon, it will destroy your home planet.

Straglenduthudsinlarpyarljon's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Straglenduthudsinlarpyarljon's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not covet oxen.