Wadgebflan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering slug.

Wadgebflan created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadgebflan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wadgebflan, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wadgebflan's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wadgebflan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.