Genhugmon Japbothug is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful salamander.

Genhugmon Japbothug created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Genhugmon Japbothug, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Genhugmon Japbothug, he will cry a lot.

Genhugmon Japbothug's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Genhugmon Japbothug's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Genhugmon Japbothug loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.