Rapfetcar is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unthoughtful hedgehog.

Rapfetcar created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Rapfetcar, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rapfetcar, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rapfetcar's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Rapfetcar's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. You must love Rapfetcar.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.