Tettifobsand is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart deer.

Tettifobsand created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettifobsand, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tettifobsand, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tettifobsand's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tettifobsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Do not take Tettifobsand's name in vain.