Dibnurtjad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless butterfly.

Dibnurtjad created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibnurtjad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dibnurtjad, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dibnurtjad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Dibnurtjad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dibnurtjad.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never run near turtles.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never look in ponds.