Dapveenmob is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, witty wolf.

Dapveenmob created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapveenmob, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dapveenmob, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dapveenmob's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dapveenmob's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Dapveenmob loves ants, so they must be respected.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Dapveenmob on top of all buildings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.