Timtignul is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, witty centaur.

Timtignul created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timtignul, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Timtignul, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Timtignul's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Timtignul's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always obey Timtignul's priests.