Hadyatnell Fadbepdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish gnu.

Hadyatnell Fadbepdiss created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hadyatnell Fadbepdiss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hadyatnell Fadbepdiss, he will turn you into a slug.

Hadyatnell Fadbepdiss' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hadyatnell Fadbepdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest orange.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.