Bomlopspag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, calm mongoose.

Bomlopspag created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Bomlopspag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bomlopspag, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bomlopspag's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bomlopspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Hide if four gulls approach from the west.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help sick capybaras.