Volbadlist is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable lion.

Volbadlist created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Volbadlist, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Volbadlist, he will jump up and down on your head.

Volbadlist's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Volbadlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must pray to Volbadlist nine times a day.

4. Run away from brown goats, for they are unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.