Cedflambom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective cat.

Cedflambom created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Cedflambom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cedflambom, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cedflambom's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cedflambom's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cedflambom nine times a day.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Hide if five eagles approach from the east.

5. Never think about gravity.