Vindumtun is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud dragonfly.

Vindumtun created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vindumtun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vindumtun, it will make you grow a tail.

Vindumtun's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vindumtun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Always stare at clouds.