Tanfligmis is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate dingo.

Tanfligmis created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tanfligmis, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tanfligmis, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tanfligmis' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tanfligmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about seals.

2. Do not take Tanfligmis' name in vain.

3. Run away if six capybaras approach from the east.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about cell theory.