Ponyoggumdam is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, ruthless
frog.
Ponyoggumdam created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Ponyoggumdam, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Ponyoggumdam, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Ponyoggumdam's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Ponyoggumdam's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about gravity.
2. Always obey Ponyoggumdam's priests.
3. Never run in holy places.
4. Run away from violet doves, for they are unholy.
5. Do not chop down trees.