Nakbadstankip is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome clam.

Nakbadstankip created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakbadstankip, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nakbadstankip, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nakbadstankip's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Nakbadstankip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Hide from cyan grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.