Nurfedsogyarprutloghenyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, happy wombat.

Nurfedsogyarprutloghenyarp created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurfedsogyarprutloghenyarp, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nurfedsogyarprutloghenyarp, she will be mildly annoyed.

Nurfedsogyarprutloghenyarp's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nurfedsogyarprutloghenyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange moths, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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