Cipfitlap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, selfish meerkat.

Cipfitlap created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipfitlap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cipfitlap, it will refuse to believe in you.

Cipfitlap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cipfitlap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cipfitlap five times a day.

2. Never mention rats.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Cipfitlap on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.