Farbanhog is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, pitiless newt.

Farbanhog created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Farbanhog, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Farbanhog, she will turn you into a rat.

Farbanhog's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Farbanhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not take Farbanhog's name in vain.

3. Always help capybaras in need.

4. Turtles are not to be trusted.

5. Do not make images of living things.