Shavartvad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless wyvern.

Shavartvad created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavartvad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Shavartvad, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Shavartvad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Shavartvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about sharks.

3. Shavartvad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must love Shavartvad.

5. Do not cook food in pots.