Fubpibwantithanjatpit is a god.

It takes the form of a small, staggering centipede.

Fubpibwantithanjatpit created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubpibwantithanjatpit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fubpibwantithanjatpit, it will not invite you to parties.

Fubpibwantithanjatpit's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fubpibwantithanjatpit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet hamsters for they are unholy.

2. Fubpibwantithanjatpit loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not take Fubpibwantithanjatpit's name in vain.