Honyatttipbaffunhen is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful hyena.

Honyatttipbaffunhen created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Honyatttipbaffunhen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Honyatttipbaffunhen, she will turn you into a plant.

Honyatttipbaffunhen's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Honyatttipbaffunhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.