Motbafsin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, slow cobra.

Motbafsin created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motbafsin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Motbafsin, she will throw large rocks at you.

Motbafsin's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Motbafsin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Motbafsin.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never feed turnips to bats while wearing mauve coats.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.
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