Timlamarf is a god.

She takes the form of a small, idiotic frog.

Timlamarf created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timlamarf, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Timlamarf, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Timlamarf's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Timlamarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.