Laghudnartbam is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, effective crow.

Laghudnartbam created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Laghudnartbam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Laghudnartbam, he will turn you into a slug.

Laghudnartbam's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Laghudnartbam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink cats, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Laghudnartbam on top of all buildings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.