Limnibcub is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, blissful goose.

Limnibcub created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Limnibcub, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Limnibcub, she will destroy your favourite star.

Limnibcub's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Limnibcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Do not kill dolphins.

3. Never sit in the presence of geese.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always pray immersed in water.