Jarnbusyar is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong lion.

Jarnbusyar created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnbusyar, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jarnbusyar, she will send minions to preach to you.

Jarnbusyar's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Jarnbusyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Put Jarnbusyar first in all things.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.