Cimgamcuss is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm
warg.
Cimgamcuss created the Sol system five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cimgamcuss, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Cimgamcuss, he will be very unhappy.
Cimgamcuss' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Cimgamcuss' Holy Commandments1. Hide if four ducks approach from the east.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.