Cimgamcuss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm warg.

Cimgamcuss created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimgamcuss, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cimgamcuss, he will be very unhappy.

Cimgamcuss' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cimgamcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four ducks approach from the east.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.